LET’S DO SOME BOTTLE SERVICE MATH!

LET’S DO SOME BOTTLE SERVICE MATH!

Let’s do some simple math to find out if bottle service is right for you. Say there are five people in your group and you average about four drinks a person during your time at any given night club. Maybe three for yourself, and one for a cute girl you meet while inside. That comes out to about $240 dollars between you and your friends. This is how it adds up- 20 drinks between all five of you, at an average single drink cost of $10 plus a $1-$2 dollar tip. Guys, you can count on at least $20 dollars a piece for a cover charge, so that equates an additional $100. So now we’re up to about $340 for your parties’ night out. Now, stay with me this is where it gets interesting.

The least expensive bottle of Vodka, on average, will run you $300-$350. Let’s meet in the middle with $325. With your table and bottle service you can assume at least a 15% gratuity, but we recommend 20%. So with around a $65 tip, you’re looking at around $390. I’m sure by now you can figure out where we’re going with this- With $340 on average for a party of five, and your group standing in line like everyone else; it only saves you a whopping 50 bucks ($10 a piece). Or, you spend the $390 and have a spot of your own to set up shop and entertain some ladies, where you can tell them all the clever alter-identities that you and your friends came up with on your 4 hour plane ride out to Vegas. Great ones like, “I work for a company who pays me to go to clubs and talk to hot chicks.” Oh, wait, that’s our job! Don’t worry, we’ll help you out with some of those lines in our up and coming tip section titled- NO, YOU DIDN’T JUST SAY THAT.

Ladies, due to the fact that most clubs would love to have you, your admission is less expensive or free. So the bottle service math doesn’t work out as well in your favor. Besides, we’re confident that there will be plenty of guys out who would love to buy you a drink or two, or possibly give you an invite to their table and a drink off their bottle. Unless, of course you and your girls just wanna do a little dancing and stay away from all those “one liners” you joke about in the ladies room. Yes, we know- SceneLasVegas.com has women on staff too. If you and your girlfriends are just looking for that hook-up free night at the club sitting with your girls, then maybe a table and a bottle might be just what you need. Just make sure you go give the bouncer watching you section a kiss on the cheek and inform him of your plans to be left alone. That should provide for a pick up free environment.

-Jon Anthony

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